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hi rocket I'm making up saying and I'm going to be reading chapter 16 from the pit Wars Chapter 16 Thursday March 15th through Friday March 16th money saved $110.31 I sat in the School lunchroom with Malcolm eating pizza unfortunately the worst Pizza in the history of pizza it looks good smell edible I'd buy the pizza thinking how bad could it really be and every time it's still tasted fine ceiling lousy it didn't taste as bad as horseradish but it was a close runner-up so I not on the burnt rubbery crust with Tire tasting sauce and runny nauseating telling Malcolm my problems no one wants every street named Otto he said forget the street naming part that wasn't really the point I tried to sell my teeth through the people first I think I might have shipped it to I continued admitting my problem it felt good to tell the truth I can't keep track of all my appointment that you Oughta call Otto dog walking service is having growing pain like the Malcolm stared at me confused the Hulk is a Tweety science guy who turned into a giant monster but it's still wearing the same pants I mean is it your underwear riding up your bottom you're the Hulk I know he's practically invulnerable and all but that's got to hurt I hate that the Hulk doesn't get hurt when you shoot him with like a rocket missile so I doubt tight underwear is going to be miss you in the pain department but that's beside the point you said last night everything was great begin Malcolm that was before I spent 3 hours trying to figure out what I wrote is there even a plan and Avenue I don't think so that solves one problem I said relieved you just need to be responsible said Malcolm that was there was that word again I am I insist you need to keep a schedule organize your finances it's not that hard easy for you to say I pushed away my pizza I needed my magician handsaw to finish that Ikea track my appointment even if I had the rest of my natural born life to do it does that mean you can track it once you're a vampire and wondering the same thing we both looked at each other for a few seconds thank you but we didn't come up with an answer anyway I said keeping track of time and money is not easy for pu he's got you can do better do you think of course he could do better Malcolm was practically a math genius he won mathlete of the year and fifth grade he received a trophy and everything if you don't have Mathletics and you you probably don't know what I'm talkin about it's sort of like a spelling bee but for math you stand in a line and answer math questions everyone in school participates I guess the math people are just jealous of the selling people so they invented Mathletics other departments were thinking of doing the same thing I had heard rumors that there might be a geography contest called geography phobia and a history context called history Olympics the school might also begin a sports contact with running and swimming in gymnastics but I have no idea what they would call that so I asked are you going to help me get organized Malcolm Lee but this was no laughing matter I'm serious are you Malcolm bit into his Chocolate Brownie dessert she's very slowly I stared at him waiting for an answer we continue to chew hurry up and swallow already finally he goes down the food and said maybe how much are you going to pay me saving for dog I protested you're my best friend you should pay me why would I pay you Vine you should act bad idea I admitted but I can't pay you I need to save every since you won't be making any sense unless you're organized that makes sense they giving Malcolm part of my hard earned income would make it that much harder to win take it leave it I'm fine either way Malcolm bit off another piece of brownie and sat back in his chair as if he didn't have a care in the world remember when I mentioned the art of negotiating you should always act like you don't care that gives you the upper hand I know Malcolm was just pretending to be uninterested to get more money but I was too smart for him I can play that game too believe it then I said Reagan great one play soccer today to Justin Malcolm wait I said hold on we're still negotiating you said you would leave it that wasn't a ghost dating obviously Malcolm wasn't as straight as a businessman as I thought he was how much do you want 20% 20% I will give you half of my money not half its 1/5 you really are horrible at math aren't you still giving 1/5 of something is better than getting nothing for all of nut I held out my hand it's a deal we shook on it but I'm in charge this is my business it's not you Oughta call Otto and Malcolm's dog walking service call Otto's dog walking service I think you Oughta call Otto the mashed potato brain bone has a nice ring to it meatloaf breast snot-nosed Wheelabrator cafeteria whatever Malcolm stopped and looked at my mangled half-chewed pizza slice good one I think he got me that  after lunch we went to social studies class I was just getting settled in my when miss miss miss Swift cleared her throat that your books away and take out your pencils and out and began passing out test surprise quiz at Whispers and Malcolm Malcolm looked at me as if I was batty no surprised aren't you ready for it almost not now that I thought about it I vaguely Lambert Somethin about a test today on the Civil War I think maybe Abraham Lincoln was our president back then the north fought the South the rest was a blur I don't think I did very well but I flunk or I'd be losing this war before I save practically anything just when things were looking better too how do you do Malcolm ask as we handed back our papers did Lincoln and the top hat I asked Malcolm shake his head so I got at least one question wrong Malcolm came to my house after dinner he brought an appointment that his dad didn't need to carefully rewrote the address and appointment times for every customer in it when he couldn't read what I wrote you found the person's phone number and call to confirm even changed a couple of appointments that I had accidentally double-booked the next best thing to being responsible by yourself is having someone being responsible for you the things were going great Lexi Marquis miles hadn't been seen and days and my money was ready to grow to incredible Hulk like proportions without the underwear issues nothing could go wrong now that night as I sat at the table waiting for Mom to bring dinner over I can practically smell my own dog leaving beside me begging for scraps eager to be part of our fan oh no actually that older was on my hands and walking dogs all afternoon it was a great smell but I washed my hands before mom yelled at me auto hang up your kit mom screen from the hallway she can always find something to yell at me about though the next day I showed up for all my dog-walking appointments on time thanks to Malcolm start scheduling skills but to be perfectly honest dog-walking was too harder than I thought it would be none of the dogs listen to me they would go left when I wanted to go right backward when I wanted to go forward or slow when I wanted to go fast they were walking me more than I was walking them one dog Milo didn't want to move at all and refused but even after I begged him in minutes

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