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The Pet War- Chapter 9 - Part 2

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you look familiar said Mr snood. I don't think so I said coughing and looking away I'm looking for a job I'm a really good worker I squat I can do magic trip tricks I can even saw someone in half maybe why would I need someone to do magic tricks he has I can do other things too I quickly added why don't we don't need any help sorry please a big when you can't persuade someone to do something you should always try back I'll do anything I think my guardian angel watched over me at that moment it was about time to because if I had a guardian angel I think he spent most days sleeping and watching her as soon as I told mr. snood I would do anything a lady Shuffle bias holding a grocery bag she was old wrinkly and blue hair dye in her back creeped in a foot race a snail would beat her by a few laughs she hobbled to the door it must have taken her a minute ago about 10 ft on second thought you can be a bad boy send mr. snood you carry bags to cars for people who need help really I said excited I'd be great at that I carry things all the time it was true to IKEA great books to school in my coat to the mudroom when I remembered and glasses of milk to the table as long as there were less than four I was practically born for this job how much does it pay in business you need to be skilled in the art of negotiation you don't just accept the first offer let's say Mr Snoodle offered to pay me $5 an hour I tell him I wouldn't do it for less than forty $40 an hour he'd offer ten bucks an hour and then I go to 30 an hour and so on I can't tell you he said but you can work for tips I'll take it a boom you think anyone will tip me $500 I doubt it so it wasn't my dream job but at least it was a way to make money in a nanosecond I was by the side of that old blue haired lady shuffling slowly across the can I give you a hand with that male I asked old ladies love it when kids called them man it shows proper upbringing yes thank you she replied and just like that I had first gig at the grocery store parking lots have handicap spaces so people who don't have legs can park close to the front door they should have old person spots to old old lady blue hair had parked in the very last spot in the very last row her bag was Heavy to she thought a gallon of milk and a half a watermelon by the time I got to her car my arms throbbed and I handed she sat in the front seat and popped open the trunk and I put the bag inside then I hurried over to her cleared my throat and held out my hand yes young man CS through the open window I don't get paid I mutter I felt greedy holding out my hand waiting for money but you can't be too shy about this sort of thing after all she had a demand and I Supply and I supplied it Supply in the man now I demanded to get paid the lady nodded and turned a way to start a car I cleared my throat yeah she asks again I accept tips silly me she reached into a small change purse next to her she gave me a nickel luckily other people weren't as cheap you might think there would be a standard bad boy tipping amount no one man gave me $5 but most people gave me a $1 bill or loose change some people ask me how much they should tip and I always said whatever you can afford the $500 would be great they usually frowned and gave me a couple of quarters money adds up fast though I must have helped 40 people to their cars in the two and a half hours I worked it was tiring but when I was done my pocket practically exploded with cash this was the job for me I'll be back at the same time tomorrow I said to mr. snood he squinted and scrunched his eyebrows you still look very familiar I just have that sort of face so bloated in hurry. the next day started off even better I got pretty good at figuring out who who needed help old people needed assistance as did moms with kids people with crutches and that sort of thing Charlie the more miserable people look the more they needed me in the more they paid the guy with an arm in a sling and an eye patch gave me seven bucks but a young guy in a tracksuit handed me $0.11 I kept hoping someone would get wheeled in wearing a complete body cast I'd be rich but people in full body cast don't go grocery shopping I guess still at this right I have enough money a couple of weeks I felt good I felt dog awning rich I'm sure Lexie wasn't making this sort of money even with all of her tutoring work plus she had to help do everyone's you couldn't pay me enough to do extra homework as I carried mrs. princes bag across the parking lot I practically heard my new dogs joyful bark and smelled his thick cotton soft fur here dog. Here here dog not named fluffernutter I said in my bed throwing an imaginary stick and having my imaginary dog fetch it good boy good boy legendary dog love me more than anything in the world and he hated Lexie because my imaginary dog had excellent taste in people we rolled around in an imaginary Meadow laughing while dog not know fluffernutter yats and delight and then ran off to chase an imaginary butterfly lost in thought I put the bag in the backseat of the car I walked over to the driver side window and held out my hand young man what are you doing mrs. prints look thin and weak and it took about 5 minutes to walk to her car but you wouldn't know it from her shrill voice it cut through the parking lot like a burning cookie trigger smoke alarm she stood six cars away in front of an empty truck tapping her foot cheapest six cars away in front of an empty trunk tapping her foot a scratch I had confused I wondered I wondered a few steps toward where she stood and then the car behind me a two-door convertible huh and begin backing out of its spot where are my groceries the maiden misses print hands on her hips her voice shattering the air between us like a baseball through a bedroom window by the time I realized I had put the bags in the wrong car it was too late come back I screamed waving at the convertible chasing after it but the car was already merging into traffic on Grand River Avenue the oldest real voice misses Prince stood by her trunk weight where are my groceries throbbing away a stutter 22 the convertible of walk away and getting further in the distance she she yelled at me and I bet they could hear her shouting on the moon astronauts probably cover their ears she use words and phrases like irresponsible well I never and you should be fine and those were just the ones I could repeat without getting in trouble after a good minute mr. snood hurried outside he wore his Plaid Apron streets with blood I'm sure miss Prince wished it was my blood flow I explained that it was an honest mistake I put the groceries in the wrong car it was sort of funny if you thought about it right but I guess mrs. Prince didn't think it was funny one little bit she said she never come back that I was a disgrace to bad boys all over the world that unless I was fired on the spot she would visit the store every day for the rest of her natural born life and tell everyone what a terrible it was how about if you were a vampire I asked then that would be an unnatural born life right mrs. Prince just stared at me I didn't repeat the question Mister snood made me pay for the groceries out of my own pocket which wiped out all of the money I earned that day and you're fired he added but you're not paying me anything I pointed out see you can't technically far me can you apparently he could as I walked away mr. snood shouted after me now I know who you are you're that kid who ruined my canned fruit pyramid display last year cutter in it mr. snood had a pretty good memory after all so just like that I needed a new job it wasn't my fault that although it was the convertibles fault in Lexus just because Lexie and everything just because she's like seeing everything is her fault that I needed to start earning money if not dog not named fluffernutter would never bark while chasing a butterfly imaginary or otherwise I thought about cat named fluffernutter meowing in a meadow Chasing a Butterfly ever stuttered at the horror

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